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Scholastica: “Panda bears aren’t calm! They EAT people!”

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Caecilia: “Papa, remember those little maple syrup bottles you get at…um…Breakfast Barrel?”

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Peter to Papa while watching Richard Scarry: “Dis is not your favorite show.”

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Peter, upon seeing an escalator: “It’s a stair train!”

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Beth: “Scholastica, bring your math book to me.” 
Scholastica: “After I finish my coffee.” 

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Peter: “No, my name is the name of the smallest crab!” 

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Scholastica: “Ground beef IS an animal!” 

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Karol: “I’m glad I’m your son, cause then I’m brought up well. I’m not saying you’re better than everyone else.”

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Benedict: “Papa, did you know that the pickles we eat are cucumbers?!”

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Karol: “I got to serve for the Lord of the Universe. I never thought my day would be this happy.”

Margaret: “I almost cried at Mass, I was so happy.”

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