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No Halos

Joshua — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:10:39 +0000

Referring to a window that he saw of St. Francis Xavier converting some pagans, Karol reported:

“They didn’t have any halos yet because they weren’t holy people.”

From the Living Room

Beth — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 15:18:52 +0000

Karol: “Margaret, watch me wiggle my butt.”

“…dying…and whipping…”

Joshua — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 00:35:51 +0000

Margaret: “Jesus wasn’t carrying the cross because it was too heavy. He was on the cross with a crown of thorns. The soldiers whipped Him. They put a sign on the cross.”

Mama: “What did the sign say?”

Margaret: “…dying…and whipping…”

Georgia

Beth — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 16:57:35 +0000

Margaret: “We are going down to Georgia to eat some roast alligator.”

That’s why God is great

Joshua — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 03:20:48 +0000

Karol: “Did God give me everything?”

Papa: “Uh-huh.”

Karol:”That’s why He’s great, isn’t it?”

We are just Karol and Margaret

Beth — Fri, 28 May 2010 23:25:18 +0000

Karol: “Can we go out and bury things?”

Mama: “No, we will just go for a walk.”

Margaret: “We are just Karol and Margaret, we can’t bury things like George*!!”

*they were watching a Curious George episode when I told them we were going to go for a walk

Smells like rug

Beth — Fri, 28 May 2010 17:59:34 +0000

Mama: “Karol, did you toot?”

Karol: “No!” *sniffs the air* “Smells like rug.”

Roast Shark

Joshua — Sat, 22 May 2010 19:55:33 +0000

Karol: “What happens if we see a roast shark walkin’? It will scare us and we will have to walk away from it!”

First Aid Lesson From Karol

Beth — Wed, 19 May 2010 20:21:07 +0000

Karol: ” If you are bleeding you need a band-aid.”

Karol: “If your lip is bleeding, you need a napkin to get the bleeding off.”

Food and God

Beth — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 20:01:06 +0000

Karol to Mama, while Mama is making dinner: “When you give me food that is good, that makes God happy.”