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Hungry?

Mama: “Caecilia, get your teeth off of the table.”

Hero Worship

Karol: “Papa! I’m a hero…..like Batman!”

Tooth SomeFairy

Karol to Margaret: “When you are five, your teeth will fall out and somebody will give you new ones!”

Teeth Regular

Karol (after having missed brushing his teeth the previous night): “They are still there! My teeth didn’t fall out!”

 

 

Unclean Thumb

Mama: “Margaret, no thumb.”

Margaret: “I only suck my thumb if there is dust on it.”

Dangerous Vacuum

Karol (after getting attacked by the vacuum cleaner): “My parts might get sucked in.”

Papa: “No, all of your parts are too well attached to get sucked in.”

Karol: “It might suck my eye out.”

Uncooperative Apparel

Margaret: “Come on, Pants!”

Saucy

Karol: “I am a tomato sauce!”

“About Your Condition…”

Karol: Scans Papa with his ‘medical tricorder’. “It’s not great.”

Funny Noonoos!

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Caecilia: “Funny noonoos!”