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  • Scary Loompas

    Papa: “Benedict, why are you crying? ”
    Benedict: “Because Margaret is singing Oompa Loompa, and it’s gonna make me have nightmares.”

  • Thumb Addict

    Papa: “Caecilia, stop sucking your thumb.”
    Caecilia: “I can’t help it.”
    Papa: “Why not?”
    Caecilia: “My body makes me feel like I need to.”

  • Pipe Smoking in bed

    Beth was disciplining some children, and I heard: “Unless you are smoking a pipe, you do not wear that to bed.”

  • Parking Lot Safety

    Karol: “Uh…where are their parents? Kids running around in the parking lot is not recommended.”

  • Lost Teeth

    Margaret: “I can’t find my teeth.”

  • Confused Senses

    Papa: “Close your eyes.”
    Benedict: “Den how can I hear you?”

  • Italy People

    Karol: “I had these in Italy!”
    Papa: “They probably don’t have Piggly Wiggly in Italy.”
    Caecilia: “Italy people can’t reach Piggly Wiggly!”

  • Bald Drugs

    Karol: “What makes people get bald? Do they cut their hair too much or something?”
    Papa: “It just happens.”
    Karol: “I’m not going to take drugs, then.”

  • Impatient for Easter

    Karol: “I see a shell from a painted egg. Apparently some people can’t wait forty days for Easter.”
    Margaret: “Maybe some people don’t like Lent.”

  • Papa (during dinner clean-up): “Caecilia, why did you turn the light off?”

    Caecilia: “I don’t want the butter to melt!”