Benedict to Mama: “I wike you…I wike you…say you wike me too!”
Author: Joshua
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Bad Habit
Margret, who is working to stop biting her fingernails, pointed to her toenails and said, “I will never bite those.”
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Blow Hole
Karol: “If you can’t breathe through your nose, is there something stuck in your blow-hole?”
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Borg Game
Karol: Were you 4 of 9?
Margaret: What?
Karol: You said you played a Borg game.
Margaret: Silly! I said BOARD game.
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Stuck Coloring for Life
Karol: “Well, you can spend all your life coloring and never get to second grade!”
Margaret: “Well, I am a good colorer and a good artist.”
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Woof or Wolth?
Caecilia: “She’s afraid of da woof.”
Papa: “Of the what?”
Caecilia: “Of da woof!”
Margaret: “She can’t say ‘wolth’.”