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Author: Joshua

  • Monkey, or Ewok?

    Karol: “I have something to show you. It’s a surprise. It’s a dead animal in the garage. It’s all white and has a white tail.”

    Margaret: “Like a monkey. Maybe it’s a monkey.”

    Karol: “Or an Ewok.”

  • It’s not Christmas

    Caecilia: “Somebody’s house is decoration. They think it’s Christmas, but it’s not Christmas.”

  • We Are Bad Childern

    Karol: “We did not get to go get candy for Halloween!”
    Margaret: “We would only get rocks because we are bad children.”

  • Tornado Foots

    Caecilia: “Did our house get broked? Did the tornado stomped on it? Do tornados have foots?”

  • Baby Alligator Defense

    Karol (on the subject of baby alligator defense): “Their defense is biting. Their defense isn’t force fields, or light armor. Or clothes.”

    (That kid has been playing too much Freedroid.)

  • Close to a Tuna Fish

    Karol: “Guess what I wish I were.”
    Mama: “A tuna fish?”
    Karol: “Close…a super hero.”

  • Political Indignation

    Karol (while watching Sen. Rand Paul speaking at the RNC): “They’re holding Romney signs! That’s crazy! If I were there, I would suck my eyes out!”

  • Of Life

    Karol: “Caecilia said that I ruined her life and that’s a lie.”

  • Naked Party

    The small Facemyers: “It’s a naked party!”

  • God’s Size

    Karol: “If I were a whale, would I be as big as God?”

    Margaret: “God doesn’t have a size.”

    Papa: “Thank you, Margaret.”

    N.B. This after a thousand questions from K about God’s size…and as many answers attesting to the inapplicability of such an attribute.