Karol: “I am afraid of heights. I am an earth boy.”
Author: Joshua
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Suckin’ Yife
(While watching The Princess Bride)
The Count: “…instead of sucking water, I’m sucking life.”
Caecilia: “Someone-a say ‘suckin’ yife’.” -
Little Fights
Caecilia: “Margaret bite-a-pintz me.” (Points to small injury on her arm.)
Margaret: “No I didn’t!”
Caecilia: “Yes you are!”
Margaret: “No I didn’t!”
Caecilia: “Yes you are!” -
Plant Families
Karol: “Papa, do plants like to be planted near their friends?”
Papa: “Sometimes.”
Karol: “Yeah, then they can be like a plant family!”
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How to Make a Super Girl
Karol: “Mama, I took Margaret’s brain out from under her hair and I put a golden brain in her head. Now she is a super girl!”
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Dangerous Vacuum
Karol (after getting attacked by the vacuum cleaner): “My parts might get sucked in.”
Papa: “No, all of your parts are too well attached to get sucked in.”
Karol: “It might suck my eye out.”
