Author: Joshua

Karol (to Papa): “Who’s your mama?”

Referring to a window that he saw of St. Francis Xavier converting some pagans, Karol reported:

“They didn’t have any halos yet because they weren’t holy people.”

Margaret: “Jesus wasn’t carrying the cross because it was too heavy.  He was on the cross with a crown of thorns.  The soldiers whipped Him.  They put a sign on the cross.”

Mama: “What did the sign say?”

Margaret: “…dying…and whipping…”

Karol: “What happens if we see a roast shark walkin’?  It will scare us and we will have to walk away from it!”

Karol: “When bread is out it turns into toast.”

Karol: “Papa, kids don’t like to be sold.”
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After cleaning Caecilia’s nose…

Margaret: “Papa, pull something out of my nose!”
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Karol: “Mama! I touched lots of animals at the pet store! I touched a snake and a headshawt!”
Mama: “Do you mean a ‘hedgehog’?” .