Author: Joshua

Peter (pointing at bathroom sink): “This is where we wash all the hands!”

Margaret, explaining an X-Files episode: “She was watching TV…about spray-on hair…”

Mama: “Peter, are you cute?”

Peter: “No, I’m too big.”

Karol: “Is that ice, or is it a block of water?”

Peter (angry): “NUFEEN!”

“Have luck with that!” Benedict, 2020

Peter: “Do fish get x eyes when you stab dem with a fish pole?”