Author: Joshua

Peter: (points to beer bottle) “Can I have some of dat?”

Sibling: “No, you have to be 21.”

Peter: (irate) “NO! I am 23! I can have lime!”

(“Lime” translates to “wine”.)

Peter (chanting): “Saint Jesus, pra-ay for us!”

Mama to a child: “Pick up those eyeballs.”

Mama: “When you are older, you can be a farmer.”

Peter: “Yes, and plant corn, and pork. And beans.”

Scholastica: “We really need a pan-shaped Pan!”

Scholastica: “Papa, do you want me to tell you everything I know?”

“Scholastica, why are you screeching?”

“Benedict keeps showing me daddy longlegs, and he won’t stop!”

Scholastica: “Hold on, I need to see if it is a lovely day out… Yes, it is a warm and lovely day.”

Cecilia: “Is popcorn shrimp a species of shrimp?”