Author: Beth

Mama to Papa: “Man, no Marion Popcorn Festival this year!”

Karol: “Where’s my muscle shirt?” .

Karol: “Margaret, watch me wiggle my butt.” .

Karol: “Can we go out and bury things?”

Mama: “No, we will just go for a walk.”

Margaret: “We are just Karol and Margaret, we can’t bury things like George*!!”

*they were watching a Curious George episode when I told them we were going to go for a walk .

Mama: “Karol, did you toot?”

Karol: “No!” *sniffs the air* “Smells like rug.” .

Karol: ” If you are bleeding you need a band-aid.”

Karol: “If your lip is bleeding, you need a napkin to get the bleeding off.” .

Karol to Mama, while Mama is making dinner: “When you give me food that is good, that makes God happy.” .

Karol: “When Caecilia came out of you, the last time, she was eating a pretzel and said “Oscar”.”

Karol: “Mama! Dominus Vobiscum.”

Mama: “Karol, where did you learn that?”

Karol: “From Papa, when he put mass on the computer for me to play with.” .

Karol: “Margaret, thanks for saving the day for me.” .