Category: …heard in the playroom…

Caecilia: “Somebody’s house is decoration. They think it’s Christmas, but it’s not Christmas.”

Karol: “We did not get to go get candy for Halloween!”
Margaret: “We would only get rocks because we are bad children.”

Caecilia: “Did our house get broked? Did the tornado stomped on it? Do tornados have foots?”

Karol (on the subject of baby alligator defense): “Their defense is biting. Their defense isn’t force fields, or light armor. Or clothes.”

(That kid has been playing too much Freedroid.)

Karol (while watching Sen. Rand Paul speaking at the RNC): “They’re holding Romney signs! That’s crazy! If I were there, I would suck my eyes out!”

Karol: “Caecilia said that I ruined her life and that’s a lie.”

The small Facemyers: “It’s a naked party!”

Karol: “If I were a whale, would I be as big as God?”

Margaret: “God doesn’t have a size.”

Papa: “Thank you, Margaret.”

N.B. This after a thousand questions from K about God’s size…and as many answers attesting to the inapplicability of such an attribute.

Caecilia: “Da bugs eatin me. I shoo dem away.”
…shoos bugs away for a while…
Caecilia: “Papa, I’m not food.”

Karol: (with his finger in the air) “…speaking of toothaches-”

Papa: “We weren’t speaking of toothaches.”

Karol: “?”

Papa: “You can’t say ‘Speaking of something’ without first having been speaking of it. We need to be speaking about it first before you can say that.”

Karol: “Trees do no have teeth, so they do not get a toothache-”

Papa: “Good job-”

Karol: (with his finger in the air) “Now, speaking of toothaches…”