Category: …heard in the playroom…

Funny things our children say.

  • Storms in Heaven

    Karol: “If a thunderstorm touches you in heaven it won’t hurt you. But if one touches you on earth you could get all melted. It would hurt you.”

  • Banana soup

    Karol: “Is this banana soup? Banana soup is yummy!”

    (in ref. to banana pudding)

  • Earth Boy

    Karol: “I am afraid of heights. I am an earth boy.”

  • Suckin’ Yife

    (While watching The Princess Bride)
    The Count: “…instead of sucking water, I’m sucking life.”
    Caecilia: “Someone-a say ‘suckin’ yife’.”

  • Little Fights

    Caecilia: “Margaret bite-a-pintz me.” (Points to small injury on her arm.)
    Margaret: “No I didn’t!”
    Caecilia: “Yes you are!”
    Margaret: “No I didn’t!”
    Caecilia: “Yes you are!”

  • How to Make a Super Girl

    Karol: “Mama, I took Margaret’s brain out from under her hair and I put a golden brain in her head. Now she is a super girl!”

  • Hero Worship

    Karol: “Papa! I’m a hero…..like Batman!”

  • Tooth SomeFairy

    Karol to Margaret: “When you are five, your teeth will fall out and somebody will give you new ones!”

  • Teeth Regular

    Karol (after having missed brushing his teeth the previous night): “They are still there! My teeth didn’t fall out!”

     

     

  • Unclean Thumb

    Mama: “Margaret, no thumb.”

    Margaret: “I only suck my thumb if there is dust on it.”