Category: …heard in the playroom…

Referring to a window that he saw of St. Francis Xavier converting some pagans, Karol reported:

“They didn’t have any halos yet because they weren’t holy people.”

Karol: “Margaret, watch me wiggle my butt.” .

Margaret: “Jesus wasn’t carrying the cross because it was too heavy.  He was on the cross with a crown of thorns.  The soldiers whipped Him.  They put a sign on the cross.”

Mama: “What did the sign say?”

Margaret: “…dying…and whipping…”

Karol: “Can we go out and bury things?”

Mama: “No, we will just go for a walk.”

Margaret: “We are just Karol and Margaret, we can’t bury things like George*!!”

*they were watching a Curious George episode when I told them we were going to go for a walk .

Mama: “Karol, did you toot?”

Karol: “No!” *sniffs the air* “Smells like rug.” .

Karol: “What happens if we see a roast shark walkin’?  It will scare us and we will have to walk away from it!”

Karol: ” If you are bleeding you need a band-aid.”

Karol: “If your lip is bleeding, you need a napkin to get the bleeding off.” .

Karol to Mama, while Mama is making dinner: “When you give me food that is good, that makes God happy.” .

Karol: “When Caecilia came out of you, the last time, she was eating a pretzel and said “Oscar”.”