Category: …heard in the playroom…

Peter, drawing a birthday cake: “And for the fuse, I will use red and black.”

Peter: “What are doze big batteries for?”

Papa: “Smoke detectors.”

Peter: “You mean da laser food fings?”

Papa: … “Yes, I mean the laser food things.”

Peter: “Mama, are you a chatterbox? Because you keep talking when I am talking?”

Karol: “I’m not stupid! I’m not stupid!”

Papa: “Keep telling yourself that. Fake it til you make it.”

Peter: “I can make everyone’s feet frozen.” Super villain name: Frostbite? Gangrene?

Cæcilia: “Someone made a whole game about don’t smoking!”

Peter: “My teeth are filled with peppermint.”

Peter (pointing at bathroom sink): “This is where we wash all the hands!”

Margaret, explaining an X-Files episode: “She was watching TV…about spray-on hair…”