Category: …heard in the playroom…

Peter, age 3: “Can my favorite color be perry twinkle?”

Mama: “Peter, are you cute?”

Peter: “No, I’m too big.”

Karol: “Is that ice, or is it a block of water?”

Peter (angry): “NUFEEN!”

“Have luck with that!” Benedict, 2020

Peter: “Do fish get x eyes when you stab dem with a fish pole?”

Margaret: “Why don’t we watch MacGuyver anymore?”

Scholastica: “Because he doesn’t like guns.”

Margaret: “I’ve been practicing skating backwards and I’m getting pretty good! I can even skate with one foot up. But if I put both feet up, I fall down.”

Peter: “There’s a stinky bug!”

Papa: “What does it smell like?”

Peter: “The top head of a marshmallow that is burned.”