Category: …heard in the playroom…

Mama: “What movie did we see yesterday?”
Scholastica: “I duh-oh.”
Mama: “Who was in the movie?”
Scholastica: “M&Ms!”
Mama: “That was before the movie. Was R2D2 in the movie?”
Scholastica: “Yeah. And M&Ms!”

Benedict (waiting to pray Vespers): “Let’s get to the holy things.”

Scholastica: “He’s bweeding…he needs a wuvva band.”

Scholastica: “Cocadile on da stairs, eben. Mardet kiw it.”

(Crocodile = cockroach)

Scholastica: “Piggies amarket, piggies amarket, dis one even get nufeen, piggies amarket, wee wee wee home! Now udda buht! Now bingas!”

Benedict (indicating the top of his head): “All the food we had overflew my food part!”

Scholastica: “I naked!”
Papa: “No, you’re Schola.”
Scholastica: “No, I naked Cowa.”

Benedict: “When UPS sends me some erplane parts, den I can build one and fly to Italy.”

Benedict: (frustrated) “My udda sock is playing tricks on me!”