Category: Varia

Scholastica: “Ground beef IS an animal!” 

Karol: “I’m glad I’m your son, cause then I’m brought up well. I’m not saying you’re better than everyone else.”

Benedict: “Papa, did you know that the pickles we eat are cucumbers?!”

Karol: “I got to serve for the Lord of the Universe. I never thought my day would be this happy.”

Margaret: “I almost cried at Mass, I was so happy.”

Benedict: “Mama, I’m having a cold beer.”

Benedict: “Mama, what can I do during nap time dat’s not napping?”

Benedict (holding a lego man with all-black clothing): “This is Mr. Sneaky Guy. He sneaks in to houses at night…and gets a midnight snack!”

“That’s why he’s called ‘Mr. Sneaky Guy’.”

Benedict: “It’s sad that Jesus died.”

Me: “What do we get because he died?”

B: “Hmmmm, hosts and wine.”

Karol: “Guess what I wish I were.”
Mama: “A tuna fish?”
Karol: “Close…a super hero.”

Caecilia: “Pa, my sister’s dead!”
Karol: “Did she have a fatal heart attack?”
Caecilia “Yeah”.
Karol: “I don’t know what to do.”
Caecilia: “We better get her to the hospital, {a.”
Karol: “Be careful, there are some bloody zombies and robots.”.