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Of Money and Food

Karol: “Papa gets money from work so Mama can buy food at the store”. .

Karol: “Papa, what is a brother?”

Papa: “You tell me.”

Karol: “A girl’s boy.”

Karol (to Papa): “Who’s your mama?”

Karol (to Mama): “Why do people paint their lips?”

Mama: “Some women putÂ on lipstick because they think it makes them look better.”

Karol: “That’s silly!”

Papa: “I agree.” . .

Karol: “I want silence in here!”

Margaret: “The ‘e’ is silent!”

Karol: “Not always, only sometimes.” .

Karol: “Mama! Margaret just threw the spoon at my beard.” . .

Margaret: “That’s not my movie!!”

Karol: “No it is not, it is EWTN, my favorite movie.” .

Mama to Papa: “Man, no Marion Popcorn Festival this year!”

Karol: “Where’s my muscle shirt?” .

Referring to a window that he saw of St. Francis Xavier converting some pagans, Karol reported:

“They didn’t have any halos yet because they weren’t holy people.”

Karol: “Margaret, watch me wiggle my butt.” .