{"id":242,"date":"2011-05-10T12:25:31","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T17:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/?p=242"},"modified":"2011-05-10T12:25:31","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T17:25:31","slug":"unclean-thumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/?p=242","title":{"rendered":"Unclean Thumb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mama: &#8220;Margaret, no thumb.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Margaret: &#8220;I only suck my thumb if there is dust on it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mama: &#8220;Margaret, no thumb.&#8221; Margaret: &#8220;I only suck my thumb if there is dust on it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-playroom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}