{"id":262,"date":"2011-07-23T19:26:40","date_gmt":"2011-07-24T00:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/2011\/07\/23\/suckin-yife\/"},"modified":"2011-07-23T19:26:40","modified_gmt":"2011-07-24T00:26:40","slug":"suckin-yife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/?p=262","title":{"rendered":"Suckin&#8217; Yife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(While watching <i>The Princess Bride<\/i>)<br \/>The Count: &#8220;&#8230;instead of sucking water, I&#8217;m sucking life.&#8221;<br \/>Caecilia: &#8220;Someone-a say &#8216;suckin&#8217; yife&#8217;.&#8221;<br \/><span class=\"st\"><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(While watching The Princess Bride)The Count: &#8220;&#8230;instead of sucking water, I&#8217;m sucking life.&#8221;Caecilia: &#8220;Someone-a say &#8216;suckin&#8217; yife&#8217;.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-playroom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}