Karol: \u201cI have something to show you. It’s a surprise. It’s a dead animal in the garage. It’s all white and has a white tail.”<\/p>\n
Margaret: \u201cLike a monkey. Maybe it’s a monkey.”<\/p>\n
Karol: \u201cOr an Ewok.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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