{"id":651,"date":"2019-10-09T11:41:09","date_gmt":"2019-10-09T16:41:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/?p=651"},"modified":"2019-10-09T11:41:09","modified_gmt":"2019-10-09T16:41:09","slug":"toddler-of-age","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/?p=651","title":{"rendered":"Toddler of Age"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Peter: (points to beer bottle) &#8220;Can I have some of dat?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sibling: &#8220;No, you have to be 21.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Peter: (irate) &#8220;NO! I am 23! I can have lime!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(&#8220;Lime&#8221; translates to &#8220;wine&#8221;.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peter: (points to beer bottle) &#8220;Can I have some of dat?&#8221; Sibling: &#8220;No, you have to be 21.&#8221; Peter: (irate) &#8220;NO! I am 23! I can have lime!&#8221; (&#8220;Lime&#8221; translates to &#8220;wine&#8221;.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-playroom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=651"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}