{"id":659,"date":"2019-11-09T23:17:42","date_gmt":"2019-11-10T04:17:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/?p=659"},"modified":"2019-11-09T23:17:42","modified_gmt":"2019-11-10T04:17:42","slug":"water-to-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/?p=659","title":{"rendered":"Water to Beer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Peter: &#8220;Can I drink this water?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papa: &#8220;Yes.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Peter: Drinks water, and with a concerned look, says &#8220;This is not water!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papa: &#8220;What is it?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Peter: (long pause) &#8220;&#8230;beer.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(It was definitely NOT beer in the cup.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peter: &#8220;Can I drink this water?&#8221; Papa: &#8220;Yes.&#8221; Peter: Drinks water, and with a concerned look, says &#8220;This is not water!&#8221; Papa: &#8220;What is it?&#8221; Peter: (long pause) &#8220;&#8230;beer.&#8221; (It was definitely NOT beer in the cup.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-playroom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=659"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/659\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}