Norbert, trying to avoid sleep: “Papa, what’s that noise?”
Papa: “It’s the eyeball monster coming to eat your eyes…so you’d better close them so he can’t get them.”
Norbert: “…you’re very…mmmmphp chleeek.”
Papa: “Those aren’t words.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Norbert, trying to avoid sleep: “Papa, what’s that noise?” Papa: “It’s the eyeball monster coming to eat your eyes…so you’d better close them so he can’t get them.” Norbert: “…you’re very…mmmmphp chleeek.” Papa: “Those aren’t words.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-playroom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}