{"id":848,"date":"2022-07-24T13:50:49","date_gmt":"2022-07-24T18:50:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/?p=848"},"modified":"2022-07-24T13:50:49","modified_gmt":"2022-07-24T18:50:49","slug":"dont-go-floppy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/?p=848","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Go Floppy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Norbert (feeling his ribs): &#8220;My stomach is hurting because of all dese bones.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papa: &#8220;Oh, are there bones in there?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Norb: &#8220;Yes. And dere are bones in my arms and my legs and my feet.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papa: &#8220;What do they do?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Norb: &#8220;Dey make me hurt.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Peter: &#8220;You need bones so you don&#8217;t go all floppy!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Norbert (feeling his ribs): &#8220;My stomach is hurting because of all dese bones.&#8221; Papa: &#8220;Oh, are there bones in there?&#8221; Norb: &#8220;Yes. And dere are bones in my arms and my legs and my feet.&#8221; Papa: &#8220;What do they do?&#8221; Norb: &#8220;Dey make me hurt.&#8221; Peter: &#8220;You need bones so you don&#8217;t go all floppy!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-playroom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}