{"id":850,"date":"2022-11-14T19:27:58","date_gmt":"2022-11-15T00:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/?p=850"},"modified":"2022-11-14T19:27:58","modified_gmt":"2022-11-15T00:27:58","slug":"3yo-cynic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/?p=850","title":{"rendered":"3yo Cynic"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Norb (3), singing &#8220;&#8230;maybe we should compromise&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Margaret (15): &#8220;Do you know what &#8216;compromise&#8217; means?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M: &#8220;It means &#8216;halfway happy.'&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N: &#8220;No! It means &#8216;crying!'&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Norb (3), singing &#8220;&#8230;maybe we should compromise&#8230;&#8221; Margaret (15): &#8220;Do you know what &#8216;compromise&#8217; means?&#8221; M: &#8220;It means &#8216;halfway happy.&#8217;&#8221; N: &#8220;No! It means &#8216;crying!&#8217;&#8221; N: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-playroom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.facemyer.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}