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  • Bald Drugs

    Karol: “What makes people get bald? Do they cut their hair too much or something?”
    Papa: “It just happens.”
    Karol: “I’m not going to take drugs, then.”

  • Impatient for Easter

    Karol: “I see a shell from a painted egg. Apparently some people can’t wait forty days for Easter.”
    Margaret: “Maybe some people don’t like Lent.”

  • Papa (during dinner clean-up): “Caecilia, why did you turn the light off?”

    Caecilia: “I don’t want the butter to melt!”

  • Holy Zombies

    Karol: “At Mass, I heard a baby crying, and then I heard a zombie.”
    Papa: “It it’s unlikely that there were any zombies at Mass.”
    Karol: “Speaking of holy zombies…”

  • Fish for Breakfast

    Caecilia: “Can we get Captain D’s?”
    Karol: “NOT for BREAKFAST!”

  • Firsty

    Benedict: “I’m firsty for wine.”

  • No Muscles

    Papa: “Make a muscle.”

    Benedict: “I can’t do that. I don’t have one.”

    Papa (looking at Benedict’s wimpy arms): “This is readily apparent.”

  • Dangerous Pants

    “Take your pants off or you’ll hurt yourself!”

  • MacGuyver

    Margaret (while watching me adapt an ornament hook to hang an ornament without an eye): “Papa, you’re being just like MacGyver!”

  • Sick Day & Socks: Incompatible

    Caecilia: “Papa, I thought you were going to work.”

    Papa: “Not today, I’m sick.”

    Caecilia: “But you’re wearing socks!”