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  • Happy Feet

    Norbert: “My feet is happy wif dese toes.”

  • Nose Wiper

    Papa gets ready to wipe Norb’s runny nose.

    Norb: “I wipe it…wif my tongue.”

  • Long Life Lesson

    Schola to Norb: “An old man is what YOU will be…and an old lady is what I will be.”

  • Priestly Actions

    Mama to Norb: “Show me what a priest does.”

    Norb: “OK.” Jumps down from her lap eagerly.

    Everyone watches in anticipation of a clever demonstration: elevation or “Let us pray”, etc.

    Norb jumps around and exclaims “Boing! Boing! Boing!”

  • Bone Story

    Peter, looking at St. Nicholas’ bones: “There’s a window!”

    Papa: “That’s a book. Someday someone might make your bones into a book.”

    Caecilia: “…if you’re good…”

  • Breakfast Zombies

    Norb comes into my Papa’s office: “Have guts?”
    Papa: “No. Did you eat breakfast?”
    Norb: “Yes.”
    Papa: “What did you have?”
    Norb: “Um. Baby zombies…


    Nuffeen.”

  • Mittopappus

    Mama: “What is that?”

    Norbert: “Mittopappus.”

  • Real cars vs…

    Peter: “Real cars run on gas, but electric cars run on clockwork.”

  • Rock Out

    Papa to Norbert: “You do not need to take a rock to bed with you.”

  • Bombies

    Norbert: “Walky dead, Papa! Oooooh, bombies!”