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Name Change

Peter: “No, my name is the name of the smallest crab!”

Mama: “When you are older, you can be a farmer.”

Peter: “Yes, and plant corn, and pork. And beans.”

Scholastica: “We really need a pan-shaped Pan!”

Peter (holding the corkscrew): “Is dis da spicy juice bottle fing?”

Scholastica: “Ground beef IS an animal!”

Margaret (indignantly): “He calls “jam” “jelly”, and “jelly” jam”!

Scholastica: “Papa, do you want me to tell you everything I know?”

“Scholastica, why are you screeching?”

“Benedict keeps showing me daddy longlegs, and he won’t stop!”

Scholastica: “Hold on, I need to see if it is a lovely day out… Yes, it is a warm and lovely day.”

Cecilia: “Is popcorn shrimp a species of shrimp?”