Benedict (to baby sister Scholastica while playing Legos): “A commandment is ‘not to break’!”
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Stiff Lizard
Karol: “I know something that doesn’t have a single drop off water in it: fire.”
Papa: “Actually, that’s not true – fire produces water.”
Karol: “What about a stiff lizard?”
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Philosoraptor
Margaret: “What’s a philosopher?”
Mama: “Someone who thinks a lot.”
Margaret: “Philosopher sounds like velociraptor.”
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Bad Habit
Margret, who is working to stop biting her fingernails, pointed to her toenails and said, “I will never bite those.”
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Blow Hole
Karol: “If you can’t breathe through your nose, is there something stuck in your blow-hole?”
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On Birth
Karol: This baby better be BORN!!!!!! This Sunday is Palm Sunday and I don’t want you to be pregnant on Palm SundaYYYYYYYY!!!
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Borg Game
Karol: Were you 4 of 9?
Margaret: What?
Karol: You said you played a Borg game.
Margaret: Silly! I said BOARD game.