Karol (while watching Sen. Rand Paul speaking at the RNC): “They’re holding Romney signs! That’s crazy! If I were there, I would suck my eyes out!”
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Playing Dead
Caecilia: “Pa, my sister’s dead!”
Karol: “Did she have a fatal heart attack?”
Caecilia “Yeah”.
Karol: “I don’t know what to do.”
Caecilia: “We better get her to the hospital, {a.”
Karol: “Be careful, there are some bloody zombies and robots.”. -
God’s Size
Karol: “If I were a whale, would I be as big as God?”
Margaret: “God doesn’t have a size.”
Papa: “Thank you, Margaret.”
N.B. This after a thousand questions from K about God’s size…and as many answers attesting to the inapplicability of such an attribute.
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Bug Food
Caecilia: “Da bugs eatin me. I shoo dem away.”
…shoos bugs away for a while…
Caecilia: “Papa, I’m not food.” -
Speaking of Toothaches…
Karol: (with his finger in the air) “…speaking of toothaches-”
Papa: “We weren’t speaking of toothaches.”
Karol: “?”
Papa: “You can’t say ‘Speaking of something’ without first having been speaking of it. We need to be speaking about it first before you can say that.”
Karol: “Trees do no have teeth, so they do not get a toothache-”
Papa: “Good job-”
Karol: (with his finger in the air) “Now, speaking of toothaches…”
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Interactive Flowered Dress
Caecilia: “Der are flowers on my dress. I pick dem and put dem dere.”
(later)
Mama: “Caecilia, what’s on your dress?”
Caecilia: “Flowers. Dey have to hold on tightly.”
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Beach Tree
Margaret: “I just saw a beach tree with lights around it.” Note that she did not say “beechtree”, she actually saw a palm tree.
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Stinky
Karol: “Mama, I wanted to talk to Margaret this morning, but she told me I was stinky. I know she was lying because I am never stinky.”