Karol: “When Caecilia came out of you, the last time, she was eating a pretzel and said “Oscar”.”
Karol: “Mama! Dominus Vobiscum.” Mama: “Karol, where did you learn that?” Karol: “From Papa, when he put mass on the computer for me to play with.” .
Karol: “Margaret, thanks for saving the day for me.” .
Margaret: “Mama, may I have some rliace?” Mama: *She can’t possibly be asking for rice, maybe, ice?” You want ice? Margaret: “No, rliace.” Mama: *maybe she did ask for rice* “You would like some rice?” Margaret:...
Karol: “When bread is out it turns into toast.”