Papa: “It tastes like lemon and cream cheese.”
Norbert: “I like lemon and green cheese!”
Papa: “It tastes like lemon and cream cheese.”
Norbert: “I like lemon and green cheese!”
Papa: “Is there something in your pants?”
Norbert: “Yes.”
Papa: “…what’s in your pants…?”
Norbert (in a very serious tone): “A spider is in my pants.”