Norbert, trying to avoid sleep: “Papa, what’s that noise?”Papa: “It’s the eyeball monster coming to eat your eyes…so you’d better close them so he can’t get them.”Norbert: “…you’re...
Norbert: “My feet is happy wif dese toes.”
Papa gets ready to wipe Norb’s runny nose. Norb: “I wipe it…wif my tongue.”
Schola to Norb: “An old man is what YOU will be…and an old lady is what I will be.”