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Mail Order

Benedict: “When UPS sends me some erplane parts, den I can build one and fly to Italy.”

Sock Tricks

Benedict: (frustrated) “My udda sock is playing tricks on me!”

Sneak Candy

Mama was on a trip and Papa was staying home for the day. Caecilia: “Are you going to work today?” Papa: “No.” Benedict: “Papa, if you went to work, we would just sneak candy.”