Norbert, heading into the kitchen. Papa: “What do you need?” Norbert: “Um…just a cheese block.”
Peter: “What are doze big batteries for?” Papa: “Smoke detectors.” Peter: “You mean da laser food fings?” Papa: … “Yes, I mean the laser food things.”
Scholastica: “We have two types of noodles: brain noodles and some twisted ones.”
Papa: “Every offspring is a hybrid of its parents. You’re a hybrid.” Karol: “I’m German, Italian…Neanderthal…”
Margaret (indignantly): “He calls “jam” “jelly”, and “jelly” jam”!
