Karol: “I have something to show you. It’s a surprise. It’s a dead animal in the garage. It’s all white and has a white tail.” Margaret: “Like a monkey. Maybe it’s a monkey.” Karol: “Or an Ewok.”
Caecilia: “Somebody’s house is decoration. They think it’s Christmas, but it’s not Christmas.”
Karol: “We did not get to go get candy for Halloween!” Margaret: “We would only get rocks because we are bad children.”
Caecilia: “Did our house get broked? Did the tornado stomped on it? Do tornados have foots?”
Karol (on the subject of baby alligator defense): “Their defense is biting. Their defense isn’t force fields, or light armor. Or clothes.” (That kid has been playing too much Freedroid.)