Norbert (feeling his ribs): “My stomach is hurting because of all dese bones.” Papa: “Oh, are there bones in there?” Norb: “Yes. And dere are bones in my arms and my legs and my feet.” Papa: “What do they do?” Norb:...
Norb (to Papa, 3x): “You’re a big, strong boy.”
Papa: “It tastes like lemon and cream cheese.” Norbert: “I like lemon and green cheese!”
Papa: “Is there something in your pants?” Norbert: “Yes.” Papa: “…what’s in your pants…?” Norbert (in a very serious tone): “A spider is in my pants.”
Norb: “We were talkin’ ’bout bones.” Papa: “What kind of bones? Dinosaur bones?” Norb: “Chick bones…chick bones are da best bones.”
