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Nose Wiper

Papa gets ready to wipe Norb’s runny nose. Norb: “I wipe it…wif my tongue.”

Long Life Lesson

Schola to Norb: “An old man is what YOU will be…and an old lady is what I will be.”

Priestly Actions

Mama to Norb: “Show me what a priest does.” Norb: “OK.” Jumps down from her lap eagerly. Everyone watches in anticipation of a clever demonstration: elevation or “Let us pray”, etc. Norb jumps around and exclaims “Boing!...

Bone Story

Peter, looking at St. Nicholas’ bones: “There’s a window!”Papa: “That’s a book. Someday someone might make your bones into a book.”Caecilia: “…if you’re good…”

Breakfast Zombies

Norb comes into my Papa’s office: “Have guts?”Papa: “No. Did you eat breakfast?”Norb: “Yes.”Papa: “What did you have?”Norb: “Um. Baby zombies………Nuffeen.”