Karol: “I see a shell from a painted egg. Apparently some people can’t wait forty days for Easter.” Margaret: “Maybe some people don’t like Lent.”
Karol: “At Mass, I heard a baby crying, and then I heard a zombie.” Papa: “It it’s unlikely that there were any zombies at Mass.” Karol: “Speaking of holy zombies…”
“Take your pants off or you’ll hurt yourself!”
“Get her feet out of your mouth.”
Mama to Caecilia: “Don’t chew on St. Joseph!”