Scholastica: “We really need a pan-shaped Pan!”
Peter (holding the corkscrew): “Is dis da spicy juice bottle fing?”
Margaret (indignantly): “He calls “jam” “jelly”, and “jelly” jam”!
Scholastica: “Papa, do you want me to tell you everything I know?”
“Scholastica, why are you screeching?” “Benedict keeps showing me daddy longlegs, and he won’t stop!”
