Norbert, after crouching in the driveway picking up unidentified tiny objects and depositing them in a small box: “Der! I fink dese are tiny baby mouse eggs. We can hatch tiny baby mouses from dem.”
Norbert, putting on shorts: “I’m naming these ‘short-sleeve pants’!”
Norb, looking at the weather map: “There’s a tomato getting close to our house.”
Norb, on hearing the Sat. siren test: “TERMADO!”
Norb (3), singing “…maybe we should compromise…” Margaret (15): “Do you know what ‘compromise’ means?” M: “It means ‘halfway happy.'” N: “No! It means ‘crying!'” N:...
