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Sick Day & Socks: Incompatible

Caecilia: “Papa, I thought you were going to work.” Papa: “Not today, I’m sick.” Caecilia: “But you’re wearing socks!”

Toddler Commandment

Benedict (to baby sister Scholastica while playing Legos): “A commandment is ‘not to break’!”

Stiff Lizard

Karol: “I know something that doesn’t have a single drop off water in it: fire.” Papa: “Actually, that’s not true – fire produces water.” Karol: “What about a stiff lizard?”

Philosoraptor

Margaret: “What’s a philosopher?” Mama: “Someone who thinks a lot.” Margaret: “Philosopher sounds like velociraptor.”

Mutual?

Benedict to Mama: “I wike you…I wike you…say you wike me too!”