Mama: “Karol, did you toot?” Karol: “No!” *sniffs the air* “Smells like rug.” .
Karol: “What happens if we see a roast shark walkin’? It will scare us and we will have to walk away from it!”
Karol: ” If you are bleeding you need a band-aid.” Karol: “If your lip is bleeding, you need a napkin to get the bleeding off.” .
Karol to Mama, while Mama is making dinner: “When you give me food that is good, that makes God happy.” .
Karol: “When Caecilia came out of you, the last time, she was eating a pretzel and said “Oscar”.”
