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Good Bones

Norb: “We were talkin’ ’bout bones.” Papa: “What kind of bones? Dinosaur bones?” Norb: “Chick bones…chick bones are da best bones.”

Puritan Baby

Norbert: “Der’s no toys, der’s no cooking, der’s no anyfing. Da pweist will arrest you!”

I, Borg

Schola: “What’s your name?” Norb: “Um…’cutus of Borg?”

Multiple Problems

Norbert, trying to avoid sleep: “Papa, what’s that noise?”Papa: “It’s the eyeball monster coming to eat your eyes…so you’d better close them so he can’t get them.”Norbert: “…you’re...