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Breakfast Zombies

Norb comes into my Papa’s office: “Have guts?”Papa: “No. Did you eat breakfast?”Norb: “Yes.”Papa: “What did you have?”Norb: “Um. Baby zombies………Nuffeen.”

Mittopappus

Mama: “What is that?” Norbert: “Mittopappus.”

Real cars vs…

Peter: “Real cars run on gas, but electric cars run on clockwork.”

Bombies

Norbert: “Walky dead, Papa! Oooooh, bombies!”

Murder

Norbert: “Oooooo, murder!”