New Colors

Peter, age 3: “Can my favorite color be perry twinkle?”

Cute Not Possible

Mama: “Peter, are you cute?” Peter: “No, I’m too big.”

Violent Bears

Scholastica: “Panda bears aren’t calm! They EAT people!”

A Matter of States

Karol: “Is that ice, or is it a block of water?”

Angry Words

Peter (angry): “NUFEEN!”