What It Should Be Called

Caecilia: “Papa, remember those little maple syrup bottles you get at…um…Breakfast Barrel?”

Unfavorite Show

Peter to Papa while watching Richard Scarry: “Dis is not your favorite show.”

Stair Train

Peter, upon seeing an escalator: “It’s a stair train!”

Starting Young

Beth: “Scholastica, bring your math book to me.” Scholastica: “After I finish my coffee.” 

Name Change

Peter: “No, my name is the name of the smallest crab!”