Karol (while watching Sen. Rand Paul speaking at the RNC): “They’re holding Romney signs! That’s crazy! If I were there, I would suck my eyes out!”
Karol: “Caecilia said that I ruined her life and that’s a lie.”
Caecilia: “Pa, my sister’s dead!” Karol: “Did she have a fatal heart attack?” Caecilia “Yeah”. Karol: “I don’t know what to do.” Caecilia: “We better get her to the hospital, {a.” Karol: “Be...
The small Facemyers: “It’s a naked party!”
Karol: “If I were a whale, would I be as big as God?” Margaret: “God doesn’t have a size.” Papa: “Thank you, Margaret.” N.B. This after a thousand questions from K about God’s size…and as many answers attesting to...
Caecilia: “Da bugs eatin me. I shoo dem away.” …shoos bugs away for a while… Caecilia: “Papa, I’m not food.”
Karol: (with his finger in the air) “…speaking of toothaches-” Papa: “We weren’t speaking of toothaches.” Karol: “?” Papa: “You can’t say ‘Speaking of something’ without first having been speaking...
Caecilia: “Der are flowers on my dress. I pick dem and put dem dere.” (later) Mama: “Caecilia, what’s on your dress?” Caecilia: “Flowers. Dey have to hold on tightly.”
Margaret: “I just saw a beach tree with lights around it.” Note that she did not say “beechtree”, she actually saw a palm tree.
Karol: “Mama, I wanted to talk to Margaret this morning, but she told me I was stinky. I know she was lying because I am never stinky.”
